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Ridiculously impractical romantic seeks slightly too hip-y partner for doomed love affair. I’m a real smooth talker, not always flattering, and won’t ever come totally clean. I hate walks on the beach and can sharpshoot like Annie Oakley. You are prone to impulse buys, can’t keep your hands off me.

Morrison is a mighty fine Georgia O’Keefe-kinda line out of Australia

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